fuckshit bean bag

name for a dear freind that is so stupid that the only occupation he would be good at would be as a fuckshit bean bag

shane is such a fuck shit bean bag, he should not even be holding a raisin

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GO ON SMALL BEANS

A WAY OF CHEERING SOMEONE ON WHO IS DOING SOMETHING REALLY GOOD

MAN 1 : OMG I GOT A TRIPLE

MAN 2 : GO ON SMALL BEANS!

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diddle your bean

to ask a girl if you can pleasure her clitorally

"hey,can i diddle your bean?"baby!

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Bean-sprout

/ been-sprōut /
pronoun

1. Annoying Mexican children who are commonly up to no good.

2. A tasty crispy vegetable commonly eaten with phó.

"Hey John go clean up isle five a pack of Bean-sprouts just wreaked it again."

"Hey beaner tell your bean-sprouts to get the h*11 out of my yard."

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Beans and Rice

When a morbidly obese latina woman force-feeds her man to make sure that there is no way on this God-given Earth that he will leave her

Me: Woah! Vanessa and Michael are still together? He's was way out of her league!
Friend: Oh yeah didn't you hear? She beans and riced him and now they're practically the same size! He's stuck for life!

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Spicy Beans

Hot and Spicy Beans, meaning something is "cool" "rad" "wicked" "exciting" "hot" "spicy" "alluring" "valued" "exotic" "funny" "adored" "grit" "admired" "craving" "wanted" "sexy" #spicybeans

This book is spicy beans indeed.

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turkey bean

A turkey bean is a hot Italian stud lover who always makes you happy. He's the type of person that you want to spend the rest of your life with because you can't imagine yourself with anyone else. Every time you see him it's tiiiiimmmme to giiiiive him huuuuuggggs and you'll never stop loving him, no matter what hard times you go through with him. NO ONE will ever be better than da juju!!!!

Oh my gahhhhh look at that fiiiinnnne ass turkey bean.

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