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boner poops

poops that are as hard as boners

Max had boner poops today.

by -\(^.^)/- April 21, 2016

7๐Ÿ‘ 11๐Ÿ‘Ž


Diesel Boner

A huge erection, usually caused by an extremely hot chick.

So we were messing around and Jenny took her bra off. Her tits were so nice that my diesel boner popped out of my draws and between her sweater puppets.

by GTPanic33 March 9, 2010

4๐Ÿ‘ 9๐Ÿ‘Ž


Sympathy Boner

When you feel bad for her , but she rockin' them jeans.

Man, that sucks she lost her job, but damn! Her ass giving me a sympathy boner.

by !nsert pseudonym here February 21, 2016

4๐Ÿ‘ 8๐Ÿ‘Ž


sympathy boner

When one guy sees another walking down the street w/ an ill concealed boner, the following ?????? steps occur:
1. Guy 1 sees the unfortunate boner
2. Guy 1 thinks about why Guy 2 might have this boner
3. Guy 1 thinks about the things that might make this happen to him, too
4. Guy 1 stubbles across an arousing memory or idea
5. Wham-o, sympathy boner.

Guy 2: *boner*
Guy 1: Aww that sucks *sympathy boner*

by ThatsOneL November 26, 2009

37๐Ÿ‘ 135๐Ÿ‘Ž


Awkward Boner

When during an awkward silence, a man gets a boner for no apparent reason at all, and it is very uncomfortable.

Doctor: Sir, you have AIDS.
"awkward silence"
Man:...AWKWARD BONER!!!

by Justbeingstupidiguess33 January 21, 2010

13๐Ÿ‘ 41๐Ÿ‘Ž


free boner

usually virgin males from the age of puberty onward who generally degrades women and makes grab ass remarks when ever a fairly atractive female is present

free boner:whats up baby id tap that any time of the night roof roof
female: im calling the cops
on-lookers: dude that guy is such a free boner

by papa smurf3 May 30, 2007

6๐Ÿ‘ 15๐Ÿ‘Ž


Breast Boner

A nice pair of tits that you would like to titfuck.

Breast you dream of sticking you dick in and fucking

I'm not into tit fucking, but there was one bitch who gave me a breast boner.

by FilthyMexicanJesusMan aka FMJM May 5, 2009

17๐Ÿ‘ 58๐Ÿ‘Ž