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A Error relating to the person at the keyboard of a computer having a problem that is so easy to fix and calling tech support on it.
Tech support call: ::Tech support:: Tech support, How may I help you? ::Customer:: My monitor wont turn on. How do i fix it? ::Tech support:: Sir is it plugged in? ::Customer:: Uhhh let me check... No... ::Tech support:: Its a B. C. M. error. Please plug it in and it may fix your problem. Thank you for calling Tech support and have a nice day.
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a childhood joke that pervertied little kids play on inicent little kids. They will tell you to look down your shirt and spell out attic. You then say A-T-T-I-C. How wrong
johnny: Hey Bill, look down your shirt and spell attic.
Bill: ok (looks down shirt) A-T-T-I-C
Johnny and friends: haha bill's a weirdo
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Fuck Our Collective Lives
Joey: DUDE. I just mashed my thumb with the friggin hammer.
Aaron: last night, my girlfriend was blowin' me and decided to use her teeth.
Johnny: Oh shit. Apparently my lady is also my cousin...
Joey: F. O. C. L.
Johhny: Pretty much.
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Tali C&B torture also commonly referred to as Taliban C&B torture, is one of many C&B torture methods. This one, in particular, focuses more on the scrotum or the ball sack, this usually ends up with the victim getting their sack nailed onto the wall.
Dude, I just saw the most disturbing video of C&B torture to date.
What the hell was it like..?
Jesus man, he nailed the dude's sack on that wall.
Ohhh, you're referring to Taliban C&B torture.
Well, either way, it's still brutal.
An expression where you feel hyped and full of adrenaline, you want to just mow through everything!
Inspired by Lightning McQueen: I am speed.
My boy y g g i just wants to go w a h c a k on c a r l y
T:Wat U Doin?
P:n/m/j/c.
T:Wat Do Dat Mean Dawg?
P:It Mean Nuthin Much Just Chillin.
T:Oh OK Me 2 Dawg.
P:Man U Stupid.LOL............
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