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When the pain hits and you gotta shit and there is no holding back it it comes out like a upside down open soup can that has been popped by a church key.
Giants Fan: Damn dude you are sweating after the bathroom.
King Sod: Bro that Philly cheese was greasy and I had to take a soup can before I filled my britches up.
A relationship that needs a label
Just because it doesn't have a label, doesn't mean it's not a soup can
cuz i can write dis definition.
why did you do that?
you:cuz i can!
I will never forget my grandfather's last words.
can you stop shaking the ladder?
checking in with someone about a decision, plan of action, or proposed change
Oscar: Hey Lex, I just wanted to shake the can about Saturday night. Is it okay to bring some more folks to the ping pong birthday party?”
Lex: Absolutely not.
Diplomatic way of telling a customer to go and fuck themselves. Used most often by Customer Service staff to deflect from a request to fix a service breakage or deficiency by describing what is usually an elaborate and inconvenient way for the customer to work around the breakage.
"I cannot pay you online."
"Oh you can just call us, follow the voice prompts, type in your phone number, credit card number, expiry date, last three digits and amount into your phone keypad, and pay that way."
"Did you just tell me to go fuck myself?"
"We sure did. Anything more we can help with today?"
"No, that was it, thank you."
someone with a large forehead on the body of a rectangle,
commonly found on the 9gag website.
Stop being such a cong can (conc), you need to exercise!