Extreme defecation in a place other than a toilet
I had to open a can of stew so bad that I went all over the teacher's desk.
To drink in public by concealing your beverage in another container. Examples being Vodka in a water bottle, Rum/Whiskey in a Cola bottle, or wine in a can of red pop. The original reference is from It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia.
I like to walk around outside with a wine can.
When a mans cock is as thick as a coke can
So how was he Johnnie? Girl I can hardly walk this morning. He’s a real cock can.
When, during anal sex, you pull out too fast, creating an anal vortex which closely resembles a can of spam.
I was railing her asshole when my Mom knocked on the door. I looked over at her and noticed i totally Spam Can'd her
somebody who is skinny af and looks like a skinny can that they sell at school w/ the sparkling juice.
James: "Yo, Alejandro slim can built ahh body was tryna talk shit abt me bein fat."
Zoey: "AWWOGA."
A California come can, or Cali coke can, is when you take a coke a cola can and shit in it. Then bust a nut in it to give it a smoother consistency. You then take a dildo as a scoop and use the shot as lube when you fuck. Best for girls with a small pussy. It really gets in there.
Ally wanted to be a little kinky last night so I made her a California coke can.
When you want your friends to pick you up
I'm so bored, can anyone scoop me?