The weirdest club in the school, worships toast. Often will have positions of power within the cul-I mean club. It may sometimes include sacrifices of the loaf to please the toast gods.
Fuck they might be a cult
terrorist organisation on the internet, they often commit hate crimes and use hat emojis to identify each other
they are what kids now call “based”
those Hat Club kids are at it again
Hat Club was founded by Nep
The illness you get after a heavy session of kissing strangers in nightclubs. It may present swollen glands or sore throat.
Patient: 'Doctor my throat is sore and my neck is swollen, I think I have tonsillitis.'
Doctor: 'No you have a case of Club Kneck Neck. Have you considered attending the sexual health clinic for a check up?'
The sacred club about a tree in a school in Florida made by one dumb 4th grader
Lets all go to the Tiki Club Tree and pray
Verb; The act of covering a sensor toilet's sensor with a piece of toilet paper and pooping in the toilet so that the toilet will not flush and everyone can see your masterpiece.
Guy one: Oh man, did you see his dump that thing deserves an Oscar?
Guy Two: Yeah thank goodness he made it a Grammy in the Club, that way we could all see it.
Click clack club is the train version of the mile high club. It is having sex on a train.
Ash and I went to the train bathroom and became members of the click clack club.
This is when a non-technical person gets intellectually "clubbed to death" by technical terms or geeks in meetings, making the person feel stupid or inadequate because it's not their area of expertise or interest. The techno-clubber ALWAYS talks at warp speed and is very impatient.
"Oh you know, it's when the whatzit links to the browser and then we click here and here and here and then you save it in this format and copy it to the other thing. It's easy."
"I felt techno-clubbed by that IT guy back there."