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When your penis touches the inside of the toilet bowl
friend:"How's the new toilet you have installed??"
you:"It totally gives me toilet dick."
Dimple dicking is the act of sucking cock with such vigor that it leaves your cheeks dimpled for several hours.
Look at that waitress after she comes out of the walk-in cooler. I'm pretty sure she's in there dimple dicking the prep cook.
a condom: something you put on your dick to keep a girl from getting pregnant
"my dick shell smells like strawberries!"
from getting a blowjob and the cum mixes around and makes a bunch of foam.
i got foam dick after getting fucked so hard.
I blew some dick confetti all over Cyndi's face. It was super sweet.
When you dip your dick in 151 or very strong proof alcohol to get drunk. It works best in s shot glass.
The dick bypasses the GABA receptor of the brain, making it twice as intoxicating with half the toxicity. You can dick dip all night.
Bro, I am so fucked up right now, ive been dick diping all day.
When the strings of a electric or acoustic guitar or any stringed instrument are picked with the penis
"Hey Johnny! Can you do a dick picking cover of Fire by Jimi Hendrix?"