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When you shoot your load in a chicks mouth, you hit the back of her head to make her gasp and then she blows your load out of her nose.
I tried out the fire breathing dragon trick last night. It's probably better with someone else, you know, not so lonely.
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A beast of mythological proportion. This so-called dragon would mostly plunder in Europe, specifically in England. It would rape women until they cried. He also embarrassed people so much, that they turned "red" from his "cuming" (coming)
"Sir Lancelot! Can thou slay the Beast, who's foul words make no things at peace?"
"Nay, good King. For he made fun of my wig."
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The meaning a a alaskin nigger
I am a alaskin fire dragon
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Fun-loving and good natured, Magenta Crystal Dragon tend to be responsible rulers. They establish domains in the cold, open northern reaches, building castles out of snow and ice. They leave these castles open to the sky, for they love to watch the stars on clear, cold nights.
Hatchlings have glossy white scales that become more and more translucent with age. By the time they reach adulthood, these scales become luminescent in moonlight. In the full light of the day they glow with a dazzling, almost unbearable brilliant magenta.
Like other benevolent dragons, the crystal dragons prefer to talk rather than fight. Even without special abilities, they can be charming and engaging to an extreme. Gems and metal ores are their foods of choice.A crystal dragon's breath weapon is a cone of glowing shards. The shards slice and cut those caught in the cone.
Magenta Crystal Dragons cone of crystals > you
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Parody of Dragon Ball series produced by TOEI animation.
Copied everything from previous series and ruined main cast personalities.
Tard: "Did you see latest Dragon Ball Super episode? Goku's new form is awesome! He has green hair and he's going to fight Diamond Buu and Silver Cell!"
Fan: "Get lost."
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The act of waving your hands in the air like your flapping your wings, yelling meaningless words, and banging hard at the same time.
I was giving my girl the Ukranian Dick Dragon last night, the people next door could hear it.
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when a girl is giving you a blowjob and when you are about to cum you grab her head, put some hot sauce on your dick and cram it into your dick and it will come out her nose and she'll look like a dragon
Dude last night i had a O.N.S. with a girl and i totally gave her an Alaskan Fire Dragon.
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