i want to eat bread

what do u think it means dumbfuck

kayla: i want to eat bread

john: what does that mean?

kayla: … dumbass

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Let them eat cake

It is a common misconception that Queen Marie Antoinette spoke the words "Let them eat cake."

Instead Little Debbie, that little girl on the box of snack cakes, uttered these words.

Don: I'm pretty sure Marie Antoinette said "let them eat cake."

Bob: Yea, well what cake did she make? Little Debbie has tons of different cakes!

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Eats corn the long way

anything sick that someone does. it doesn't matter what it is, it can be used to describe anything that you think sounds, looks or acts nasty (or sucky).

"dude, your mom eats corn the long way."

"i'm not gay just you eat corn the long way."

"this movie sucks. it totally eats corn the long way."

eating corn the wrong way

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Your Mom Eats Penis

Ummm.... no real definition needed, just look at the phrase.

Your Mom Eats Penis better than Vadim does.

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Girls who eat carrots

Carrots are delicious to chew on, although the human body has plenty of orfaces where a carrot can be inserted. Some of these openings creates immense pleasure for the owner when phallosshaped objects, like a carrot, is inserted.
This practice divides females, (and other phallos lovers), into two groups: those girls who EAT carrots and ..

Guy 1: You think those girls are wild and freaky in bed?
Guy 2: No freaking way, man! Those puritans are to prude. Those are the kind of girls who EAT carrots, if you know what I mean.

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Eat pickle and suck dickle

This is a way to tell a person that has offended you for tagging you in a normie meme to go suck on a wiener.
They may be a guy but ask them first, " Do you enjoy pickles?." If they say no to such a question you will simply tell then to Eat Pickle and Suck Dickle. Only will that make them confused but also offended that you used their least favorite food against them.

Goodbye and have a good day my fellow Dickle Pickles.

The man simply said something very offensive towards a memer. The memer chuckled and smirked, "Eat Pickle and suck dickle".

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wot does tigers eat?

Description or exclamation of stupid speech or actions. An error message. A subtle way to let someone know, they're stupid.

"I think the Pope is a Muslim."
Reply: "Wot does tigers eat?"

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