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The Internet memes from 4chan being posted on facebook and seeming new and becoming populer with the shitbrickers from school.
Random cunt:Hey dude have you seen The facebook faces, meh gusta, LOL!
proper internet user:Oh god why...
Random cunt:Thats one of damn OMG ADD ME YOU MAD LOL TROLLED DERP FOREVER ALONE!
proper internet user:FUCKING NOOOO!!!
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A girl who gets a bunch of likes on her ("Artsy") profile picture, but isn't particularly attractive and/or popular. Most likely because she has a good camera and is good at editing.
Kid- Yo, check out this hot girl that just hit me up.
Friend- She's not that hot man.
Kid- What do you mean?! She has 300 likes on her profile picture!
Friend- Yea, but she's only a Facebook beauty.
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The process or action of posting of nice comments on Facebook for the sole purpose of seeming like less of an asshole to your Facebook friends. When in fact you couldn't care less.
Did you see that Jenny posted that heartfelt congratulations on the impending nuptials of Janette . Please Jenny couldn't care less if Janette was engage in fact she hates Janette she's just being Facebook nice .
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The act of stalking pictures, searching for fun, trolling, or in general navigating Facebook while intoxicated.
Corrine posts: LOLZ OMFG I LOVE YOUR HAIRCUT. I mis you we should chill sometime <3.
Luke: Wow, don't tell me that you're shit-facebooking
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1. A guy who prick teases women on Facebook who would never get with you anyway. Turns the tables, so to speak.
2. A guy who gets bullied by cops on Facebook, then tells them to come and get him unarmed and alone if they have the balls.
3. A guy who knows the real story behind Facebook and uses it against the perpetrators.
That Facebook Fucko sure put the moves on that crazy bitch.
Yeah then the cops got involved.
He told them anytime, anywhere.
They put a curse on him, you know?
He'll survive. He's a really cool guy.
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This problem occurs when someone gets on facebook for a specific reason, then becomes distracted by other peoples posts and then finally, forgets what it was they had originally intended to do.
-logs onto facebook
-see's a funny status
-likes funny status
-starts browsing pictures
-starts visiting friends friends and looking up random people
-tries to think of a clever status but fails
-realizes they dont remember what they got on facebook for in the first place.
/Facebook Distraction
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A feeling one has when everything they do on Facebook goes right. Everyone likes their status, likes they're comments. You're the funniest/coolest person on Facebook right now.
look at how many people liked his status already! he's got mad Facebook Mojo going!
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