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When friends and family jest with each other by using their facebook without their permission, and update their status to vulgar things, usually involving gay sex.
Facebook: "I love men... facebookraped.com!"
Victim: "Shit, I've been facebook raped and everyone knows it, because they'll visit facebookraped.com"
An annoying and vaguely negative comment posted as a Facebook status update whose purpose is to let everyone know that the poster is upset about something, and to gather attention. It is the online adult equivalent of a child pouting. The post does not specify what the user is upset about. It is an attention-seeking move. If someone is silly enough to ask what the problem is, the original poster will not answer directly.
Facebook User 1: "I just don't know why I even bother..."
Facebook User 2: "What's the matter, Facebook User 1?"
Facebook User 1: ":-("
Facebook User 2: "Facebook User 1, what's the matter, pumpkin?"
Facebook User 1: "People are just like always the same"
Facebook User 3: "It's just a Facebook pout"
The apparent factor by which one's IQ is either increased or decreased upon realization that they have many "friends" that will "hear" them.
If only plagiarism was allowed, then his actual IQ would be close to his Facebook IQ.
Working those facebook fingers
i used my facebook fingers to facebook finger my way through facebook
Someone who obsesses over facebook. These people undertake a number of behaviours that would not be even marginally acceptable in real life.
This often includes:
-Passive aggressive statuses because whoever it's regarding "knows who they are"
-Sharing of captioned pictures of cats, and no other funny pictures from the web
-Posting "inspirational pictures" with quotes about trite life philosophies; often written over the face of someone in a picture with more photoshop filters than anyone with taste would consider.
-Any posts regarding any level gaming will be ended with "i can be such a nerd lol"
Facebook Nerd: pokemon is awesome fuck i can be such a nerd at times
Actual Nerd/Reasonable Person: Playing pokemon no more makes you a nerd than listening to rap makes you black
Posting or commenting on Facebook with the intention of starting a written altercation.
"I just read that they found DNA that shows Jesus was black."
You're starting a Facebook Fire.
Someone who constantly flirts/hooks up/plays head games with people they are friends with on Facebook. This usually involves posting several statuses that suggest they are about someone but no tags because there are several people they are messing with.
Did you see Carolyn CeeCee Reeds statuses? They were all about different guys.
Yea.. she's a Facebook whore.