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Saying something with excitement or being surprised!
Guy:Hey did you see that baby do a back flip
You: Holy jesus balls no way!
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A nick name for someone who is stupid and makes bad choices
He is such a limp dick Jesus
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Super Raptor Jesus is the most Common God in the Religion of "Gameing" its the same thing as jesus but hes a Raptor and has the powers of Superman
"hey Super Raptor Jesus will bless us for a victory!"
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its chicken made by the lord. Better than KFC
i am going to eat at Jfc( jesus fried chicken)
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A phrase used to express surprise or amazement at something.
"Oh my God, look at that!"
"SWEET MARSHMALLOW JESUS!"
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Magical shoes. Similar to the brown sandals Jesus wore except.. They are PLATFORM. They can make anyone sexy. Even You. (Except for Bishnas) (They are evil creatures).
Lucinda: OMG, did you hear about the new Jesus Platform sandals?
Eugene: Yes. I bought them. Now Im a sexy boy.
Lucinda: Yes, yes you are ;) Did you see bishna bought them?
Eugene: Yes.. Shes still a bishna though.
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Jesus feet water is milk mixed with water so that it looks like water that they would of probably washed feet in. if you were to of had coco pops and it made the milk brown and then you mix it with water it would be dirty Jesus feet water as he would of used it to wash his feet.
"go tip out that jesus feet water!"
"ew that is dirty jesus water, I hate coco pops"
"'you look like jesus water" - compliment
"you dont look like jesus water" - insult
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