You better not hurt her

A phrase used by lesbian teenage girls who are best friends with the girl you’re dating. They use this phrase to attempt to intimidate you, but it really doesn’t work and makes them seem stupid.

Mary: “She’s my best friend, so you better not hurt her!”
Bob: “What the hell are you going to do if I hurt her without getting somebody else involved? I’m almost six feet at the age of 14, lift weights at home, and have beaten up a bully of mine before. Tell me: how are you going to do anything?”
Mary: “Uhhhhh...”
Bob: “That’s what I thought.”

her lee

A word or a person name use to describe how lame or wack someone is.

That person is such a her lee he needs to go to the gym.

fed her the berries

Gave Her My Balls...

I drove home, via her place, & I 'Fed Her The Berries '.

Take her to Denny's

The act of revealing your affection, or love, to a guy/girl you admire.

So, did you take her to Denny's last night?

Yeah, but she said we were just friends.

gave her wood

It is when you have a rock solid bonner and you dunk it inside her vagina.

"Ashley came over last night to watch a movie and i gave her wood instead"

pimp got her

where a guy known as a pimp has his way with a hot girl

that pimp got her at the sex party last night

Seize her holy lands

The act of fucking her in the holy land. Otherwise known as that dank pussy.

What is on your agenda today?
I am about to seize her holy lands