Fell Out Of The Ugly Tree And Hit Every Branch On The Way Down

(adj.) a term used to describe an immensely ugly person, usually referring to members of the other sex.
The ugly tree being the source of ugly people (to grow on the ugly tree like a fruit etc. is to be of undesirable appearance).

Bob: (points to a female) good lord my dear man, take a gander at yonder female, she is quite hideous I do protest!

Bruce: (in disgust) I must agree old chap, poor lady seems to have fallen out of the ugly tree!

Bob: I would go as far as to say she fell out of the ugly tree and hit every branch on the way down!

Bob and Bruce: (both scoff)

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chuuya nakahara from the hit animanga series bungo stray dogs

a very hot and attractive man that even grabs all the lesbians attention! im omni but holy shit all of chuuyatok are the lesbos!

hes a 5'3 ginger guy who definitely listens to chase atlantic cause hes fucking hot like that

anger issues clearly and is definitely a lil aroace gay ;3

when he is near dazai he is the definition of homosexuality caught on camera.

i love chuuya nakahara from the hit animanga series bungo stray dogs

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I love atsushi from the hit anime bungo stray dogs

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I LOVE ATSUSHI FROM THE HIT ANIME BUNGO STRAY DOGS!1!1!1;

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so u gonna hit up everyone on ur facebook?

"so u gonna hit up everyone on ur facebook?" Has a deeply incoded message intangled upon it. U is also referred as you in the Internet world. Gonna is also a slang for going to. The terms 'hit up' refer to intercourse. The message simply yet subtly means. So, are you going to have sexual intercourse with everyone on your facebook?

Wow, Edwin you do have a lot of friends on your facebook! So u gonna hit up everyone on ur facebook?

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dont let the door hit you in the ass on your way out

telling someone you think they should leave without pause and dont let the door hit them in the ass on their way out

my ex start a big argument with me i told her dont let the door hit you in the ass on your way out

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maybe if a bullfrog had wings it wouldn't hit its butt when it jumped

A weird saying that your southern relative said to you once. People speculate is has the same kind of meaning as: maybe is a strong word, maybe if the starving children had food they wouldn’t starve. But it seems to be said all country-like and it’s strange now.

Relative: Maybe If A Bullfrog Had Wings It Wouldn’t Hit Its Butt When It Jumped.
You: (Visible confusion)
Relative: maybe if a bullfrog had wings it wouldn't hit its butt when it jumped
You: Wtf
Relative: MAYB-
You: STOP
Relative: maybe is a strong word

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