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Stupid horse

When you're girlfriend or furry is extremely pissed of at your shop you then in response call her a stupid horse or an animal without purpose

Shut the fuck up your stupid horse

by Stupid horse maker June 8, 2019


Suck a horses cock

That is known as an insult to when you make someone really mad

Guy 1: your so ugly

Guy2: go suck a horses cock

by Irregular September 26, 2019


horse porn

that random fucking shit my uncle sent me involving two horses fucking each other. i also saw my boyfriend watching it.

jim likes watching horses fuck.

its called HORSE PORN you motherfucker

by peepeefart137293829 June 15, 2021


Leading a Horse to water in Soviet Russia

An alternative to the saying, “you can lead a horse to water, but you can’t get him to drink”.

Since Chernobyl is a highly radioactive area...death is certain if you remain there for too long.
-Leading a Horse to water in Soviet Russia- Example Below for better use and help to understand old proverb...

American: “here we say you can lead a horse to water, but you can’t get him to drink”
Russian: “in Soviet Russia they used to say something like that too! Except it went... you can lead a horse to water, but you can also lead your horse to Chernobyl! And then you’re both fucked!”
American: “cold world huh”
Russian: “nope just Siberian Winter
-Leading a Horse to Water in Soviet Russia-

by Smoke and Fork Banger’s Club November 7, 2018


Drunk horse

A woman starts riding her man in the reverse cowgirl position then sticks her finger up his butt dry and the girl tries to stay on for as long as possible.

I rode a drunk horse last night.

by Hanna Banana1 November 24, 2016


Horse Nuggets

When some idiot won't wait for you

Idiot: Cmon, we gotta go!
You: Hold your horse nuggets!

by Redpanda9 July 5, 2011


nuke horse

Something important or relevant for a short amount of time, after which it becomes irrelevant or unimportant.

That relationship was a nuke horse, it's good you broke up with him

by fghjdfokjsa July 12, 2021