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The respectful way to refer to the act of shaving off a large beard or mustache.
"Nice porn 'satchel!"
"Thanks bud. She's what remains of my winter beard, but I think I'm gonna have to put her down in a week or two. I haven't gotten laid since December."
That someone passed away or died.
Then paulie says "then One day the cat got her. "Realizing his friend ivy had died.
a term in norn iron meaning getting a girl hammered of her head on probably buckfast or something and then have your mates urge you or someone to proper shag her
oh aye mate go on get her blocked
Kissing, frenching, first base, tonsil hockey, tongue wrestling. As J.K. Rowling put it in her Harry Potter books; snogging. See also: pash
Yeah bro, she totally let me borrow her lip gloss after our first date.
Marked by BDE and born from the idea that men with small packages coined the expression “It’s not about the size, it’s about the motion in the ocean”; men with heavy packages can now imagine the little guys falling out during sex due to having little to no shaft.
So when they’re doing it, they gotta just scissor you basically or they’ll fall out. Gotta seizure to please her?
The kerb being the edge between a footpath/pavement and the road.
To get your woman out of your life.
If you get cheated on, betrayed by or abandoned by your woman then "kick her to the kerb".
Basically get her out of your life and on her way. Hit the road Jack and don't come back!