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When you sleep through your alarms and your friends come over to wake you up by banging on your bedroom window.
"Austin's phone died last night, but the ghetto alarm clock woke him up."
Drinking an alcoholic beverage while taking mushrooms.
Hey I got a 40 oz of mad dog and some shrooms wanna ghetto flip tonight?
Man I'm hella ghetto flipping balls right now
A lifestyle marked by a distasteful display of luxury items (usually pre-owned) , valuing display over substance.
Usually common amongst inhabitants of low income american households. Often makes little sense upon analysis, instead taking refuge in audacity and emotions.
-Ayy why is that nigga buying a third owner porsche?
-Ghetto hype my man
when your taking a big shit, and it hits the toilet water and then, the water splashes your a-hole. (Just like a kid cannonballing into the pool)
Dude I just gave myself a ghetto bidet
Vivid orange (hex #FF5F1F ) off brand cheese puffs, consisting of mostly air, approximately 1 - 2” in length and weighing about 0.5 - 1g per piece. They are sold primarily at discount grocery or dollar stores, in lower socioeconomic neighborhoods or artist communities, and only available in giant family sized share bags.
Josh and Hannah were struggling artists saving every penny to run away together. On Fridays, after hunting for bargains at the discount grocery store, they would settle around a canvas with some heavy bodied acrylic paint and a bag of ghetto carrots.
A sex position in which when a mans time to "blast" arrives he slips into the anus and ejaculates. After which is done he proceeds to lick it out whilst fisting the partner.
Guy 1: damn man I totally ghetto blasted a bitch last night!
Guy 2: man you nasty.
Girl 1: should I let him ghetto blast me tonight?
Girl 2: girl nah that's for sluts and marriage!
A geographical location where nerds congregate, often to live, socialize, or work. In nerd ghettos, most occupations are performed by nerds in a unique form of vertical integration. Thus nerds are your politicians, teachers, businessmen, bureaucrats, bankers, technicians, auto mechanics, used car salesmen, dentists, customer servants, flunkies, gardeners, housekeepers, gas station attendants, janitors, garbage collectors, nurses, and so on. In a nerd ghetto you can strike up a conversation about computers with just about anybody, and everyone's intellect deserves respect.
Anytown, USA is such a nerd ghetto that even the cats are intellectuals. Yesterday I was practicing my book report on War and Peace and Fluffy seemed to be listening the whole time.