Friday Night Fuckin'

you spelled Friday night funkin wrong dim wit

if you actually spelled Friday Night Fuckin' this way then you are a degenerate

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kiss your homie good night

If you don't kiss your homies goodnight, someone else or no one will. >:(

"Yo, nigga i didn't get my good night kiss"

"Don't worry homie, I got you"

*kiss your homie good night*

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Late Night Five

The term describing the five late-night comedy shows featuring Jay Leno, Conan O'Brien, David Letterman, Craig Ferguson, and Jimmy Kimmel.

(Note: I probably forgot other late-night comedy shows.)

(Also note: Doesn't count Jon Stewart, Colbert, or the stand-up performances on Comedy Central. Their airing times are different.)

Jeez, I have to keep switching between the Late Night five, they're on at the same time, and rather funny.

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60 days 60 nights

when 2 gangs bet on who can kill 60 people in 60 days first.

ay u heard bout L.A doin 60 days 60 nights? better pray for L.A

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Cause you touch yourself at night...

Phrase used to answer a question involving 'why' or 'how'. Usually sounds perverted, such as the phrase 'Thats what she said'

"Daddy. Why are there no dinosaurs?"
"Cause you touch yourself at night..."

"How is this possible?!"
"Cause you touch yourself at night..."

because you touch yourself at night

The response to any "why" question that anyone asks you.

Young Peter: Why did all the dinosaurs die out?
Tour Guide: Because you touch yourself at night.

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Whatever helps you sleep at night

A witty comeback that is said after someone makes a ridiculous statement.

Joe: I swear I am not a virgin.

Mike: Bro, whatever helps you sleep at night.

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