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the gayest turtle you'll ever meet
teacher: lets learn about John Laurens
me: IM JOHN LAURENS IN THE PLACE TO BE TO PINTS OF SAM ADAMS BUT IM WORKIN ON THREE THOSE RED COATS DONT WANT IT WIT ME OR ILL POP CHICKA POP THESE COPS TILL IM FREE
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Australian slang for the question "Care to join?"
Case to John originated through the use of sending sms text messages without editing words on dictionary, which assumes that we have intended to ask a friend "case to John" instead of care to join. It has become a colloquial term in small groups of people since.
"Hey, we are going down to the pub, case to John?"
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A rare male whose large penis eats 6 cats a day.
That John Popp sure was a creeper when looking at my kitty.
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Full name John Joseph Keefe. One of the most amazing drummers in the entire world. He is very short, but completely adorable. You can tell he loves what he is doing with all of his heart, and he loves his band mates in both boys like girls and the rebels! He loves his fans more than all of that and is very thankful and a very happy person, though he can be very sarcastic as well! His smile is probably one of the warmest I've ever seen.
aka Beef, Johnny Beef, John-a-hunk-of-beef-Keefe!
Person 1: John keefe is amazing! I love him so much and he just waved to me from he stage!
Person 2: OMG I just caught Beef's drum stick! I'm so happy right now I'm crying, and he's looking right at me and smiling!!!! I could die happily now!
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To funnel or bong a beer. Originated from former Philadelphia mayor known for his moon cricket persona.
Hey, lets go john street a beer and get fucked up
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1 - A 'news' reporter fronting a program on New Zealand's TV3 station dealing with current affairs called 'Campbell Live'.
His reporting style is generally sensationalist and severely biased towards the perceived underdog. He commonly promotes public outrage by feeding the ignorant masses false or exaggerated claims based on pseudoscience. He also supports any minority group he can find, despite the fact that he is the epitome of an upper-middle class metro white guy. This, among other things, makes him a Fag Enabler.
2 - to "do a John Campbell" is to get stuck repeating words like "but" in an annoying squeaky, whingey tone when someone is saying something you don't agree with, especially when the statement you disagree with has something to do with minorities. Named after the aforementioned NZ reporter.
Sam: "I don't like ethnic minorities"
Bernard: (in squeaky voice) "but...., but....., but......, but......, but....., the..... Tangata Whenua......"
Bernard has unwittingly just done a perfect John Campbell.
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