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Someone who has a polarizing arsehole.
Person: Oh wow, that's a hemispheric man lady!
A facial massage, you rub on the face, and it make the person thirsty.
Person 1 "hey brody, do you want the parched lady?"
Person 2 "Yeah I would love one!"
*rubs face*
Person 2 " I'm thirsty as fuck"
What car girls have that make guys cry when they can mechanic better than them.
She shown me her lady lugs when she changed her tire with no jack.
One who cultivates women.
Essentially, a player. A lady farmer has women hanging off of him at all times. Every girl in town wants his d.
Alden is such a lady farmer, look at him, surrounded by girls, all wanting the d.
This is the pinnacle of deceit. It is the lowest possible classification found under the umbrella of the category "Sancho". This is a homewrecking act done by a female. In which, a female participates in any sexual act that involves ejaculation with a male that is taken or in a relationship with a distinct female classification. The key part here is, the male that is chosen to complete this grungeful act with HAS to be taken by a female significant other that is either a hooker, prostitute, escort, or any other classification of female that exchanges sexual acts with a predetermined agreement to receive a monetary settlement for this act. This is the crucial part in order to classify as a Fartado's Lady. It is the most vile and vengeful cheating act known to man. Generally this act is done by a female who is cheating to hurt someone (ex boyfriend, bf, etc). Condoms/protection are strictly forbidden, otherwise that defeats the purpose. And yes, escorts do have significant others.
Oh, No Way! That Mexican girl with the fake rrrrumpa clearly is not afraid to admit she had sex with Jaimas boyfriend! She just took down Jaima's whole client list in one swoop! She went for the dagger! Got someone with the 'ol: Fartado's Lady. Someone must have really pissed her off.
Ghost of Ravenclaw House, the daughter of founder, Rowena Ravenclaw, Helena Ravenclaw.
harry: who's the Grey (or gray) Lady?!
quirrell: the house ghost for ravenclaw, like nearly-headless nick is gryffindor's, the bloody baron is slytherin's, or the fat friar is hufflepuff's, harry my man.
Lady gambling is when a group of girl (aka hen party) go out and pick up random dudes. The winner is the one who picks up the dude with the biggest cock and Dan deliver proof the next morning.
The girls and I are going lady gambling, see you tomorrow morning.