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Derived from Eye Candy ( a guy who is good for nothing else but is extremely attractive so is a lot of fun to just stare at.)
Life Candy is when a guy not only is incredibly attractive to the point where any girl would jump him if only they were asked, he is also charming, very intelligent and an altogether nice person.
The only problem with someone who is referred to as Life Candy is that they generally know that this is what they are and therefore have incredibly high standards.
They also usually have a high number of bimbo followers who make it even harder to get their attention.
Synonyms: Prince-Charming, Perfection
Antonyms: Douche-bags, Assholes, Ugly People, People who cannot spell.
an Example of Life Candy is Prince Charming from every Fairy Tale girls were read as children.
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Life hacks are done by people who think the earth is flat.
Life hacks "what's the fucking point"
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The sex life of a person who isn't actually having sex. Activities that are a part of a person's sketch life include, but are not limited to, making out, feeling up, manual, and oral.
A: So, how's your sketch life been lately?
B: Pretty good; we just got to third base last night!
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Thug Life is an acronym by Tupac which means " The hate u give little infants f**ks everybody"
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Everybody
See what I did there.
There is also a book by Angie Thomas called " The Hate U Give" and in the book one of the characters named Khalil mentions the quote.
Person 1: I didn't choose Thug Life, it chose me.
Person 2: Lol you sure love memes!!
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The friend you pick up after you drop off your girlfriend; the interaction between you is not a sexual one, but she could destroy you with the information she's gathered about your life.
Hey life mistress, remember when you ran to get me more beer even though you couldn't walk? I'm sure glad my girlfriend was asleep
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When your finger a woman when she is in hear period and you rub menstrual blood across her forward like Rafiki does to Simba in The Lion King
Just fingered my missus and gave her the circle of life
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Circle Of LifeFull circleyoung drug dealer don’t give nothing for free but gets the pussy from young party girls and even helps her smoke her dope. She walks away with a bowl and big purse that holds her body spray and extra pair of sandles. He is also fed well by washed out, oily hair cigarette and body spray scented old party girl with a big purse that has extra dollars for Internet cafe, and her sexy underware and pantyliners in case she gets lucky which is not often only from the pervert old connects who smells of feet, hat sweat and musk old man cologne who takes care of the bagwhores but too old to get the young party girl pussy but hooks her up with dope, cigarettes even a good buzz but leaves with his money and maybe some tools from his moms garage where he been since he became an adult at 30 and his room was rented out. She goes to the young connect with tools and money to buy her dope. Fustrated cuz he can’t find his wire cutters and lighter he calls the old party girl with saggy pussy and don’t even have to worry about keeping his shoes on with his smelly feet
You can call me bag-whore but I am just making my way through the circle of life here in the city of Lake Elsinore.
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