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(mount, as a horse). (ride me, to fuck me hard and fast)
He's going mount me and ride me like a horse tonight. I can't wait!
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When you've just got a haircut or new clothes that you want the other to notice.
go on, spot me!
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The request for an anal thumbing.
Sara: "Thumb me, John!"
John *Thumbs Sara's ass*
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girl friend or wife , affectionate yet derrogatry
your lucky ive got me tits with me
(as in i cant hurt you in front of my wife )
or me tits wouldnt let me
(as in my wife wouldnt let me )
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A Drinking Game for the Creative Folk in which people pair off and try to answer absurd questions.
Kenny: Joe’s wife has a thing for black men. Joe’s job has just required him to move to a black neighborhood. How can Joe keep his wife from having sex with a black man?
Billy and Sandra: Wow that's tough to answer, maybe he could spread mayonnaise on her everyday.
Kenny: Good answer now everyone else drink!
Billy and Sandra: Fix Me Champs!
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when everything is so fucked up.
Fuck me sideways and call me skippy....i have herpes...damn
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To put your thumb in an unwanted place.
You would never say "Hey, thumb me"
The only time to use this phrase is when saying "Omfg please don't thumb me"
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