This is how you define your own male genitalia no matter the actual size.
Jason tells his wife she's getting the monster stick every "clean sheet" Wednesday.
When you re heavy drinking in a pub, but you do nt feel drunk, you go outside and instantly get attacked by the fresh air monster,instantly slurring your words and having trouble walking
Jake had drank 10 pints and was nt feeling drunk at all, til he went outside and was attacked by the fresh air monster
a furry who likes to make fursonas with colors in the primary color scheme of the fur, mainly turquoise or cyan, as those are colors associated with diamonds
Person 1: I am the flashlight god and the diamond monster of this discord server!
person 2: What?
Someone who buys expensive Timepieces. He has a healthy obsession for expensive Timepieces. Hence the word "Timepiece Monsters"
All-black Audemar, you claim yours is one-of-one, we Timepiece Monsters, every season we be on the hunt.
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A dirty monster refers to the beverage created by mixing semen, excrement, urine, and any additional additives(typically left over monster beverage, or possibly strong alcohol) in a left over monster energy can.
“Ah man I could really go for a dirty monster right about now”
“Hey why don’t we make some dirty monsters for our guests”
A word to describe Kevin alonzo’s monster cock
“Damn, my sister has a monster cock”
A cock so it will bush your boyfriends nut
“Woah, my boyfriend got a monster cock”
“I know, he was with me last night”