If you don't kiss your homies goodnight, someone else or no one will. >:(
"Yo, nigga i didn't get my good night kiss"
"Don't worry homie, I got you"
*kiss your homie good night*
216๐ 1๐
The term describing the five late-night comedy shows featuring Jay Leno, Conan O'Brien, David Letterman, Craig Ferguson, and Jimmy Kimmel.
(Note: I probably forgot other late-night comedy shows.)
(Also note: Doesn't count Jon Stewart, Colbert, or the stand-up performances on Comedy Central. Their airing times are different.)
Jeez, I have to keep switching between the Late Night five, they're on at the same time, and rather funny.
1๐ 8๐
when 2 gangs bet on who can kill 60 people in 60 days first.
ay u heard bout L.A doin 60 days 60 nights? better pray for L.A
2๐ 3๐
Phrase used to answer a question involving 'why' or 'how'. Usually sounds perverted, such as the phrase 'Thats what she said'
"Daddy. Why are there no dinosaurs?"
"Cause you touch yourself at night..."
"How is this possible?!"
"Cause you touch yourself at night..."
The response to any "why" question that anyone asks you.
Young Peter: Why did all the dinosaurs die out?
Tour Guide: Because you touch yourself at night.
836๐ 100๐
A witty comeback that is said after someone makes a ridiculous statement.
Joe: I swear I am not a virgin.
Mike: Bro, whatever helps you sleep at night.
288๐ 58๐
what i did last night?? your mom...
22๐ 3๐