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an amazing person; beautiful, smart, cool, know-it-all; likes pink and green; my friend toni k...
My friend goes by the name, Ms. Oh So Wonderful...
11👍 5👎
The ratio of homosexuality relative to a certain situation.
One guy with one or more girls- straight 0% gatio
two guys with one girl- 50% gay
two guys with 49 girls - 2% gay
one guy with one gay guy - 100 % gay
Two guys with one guy (three guys) -platonic love N/A
Two guys with three girls- what is his gatio (gay-she-oh) ?
66% gay
Look at that guy in the hot tub with three chicks. If one is a trany, what is his gatio? (trick question)
Two guys with two girls - 0% gay
11👍 5👎
when two male brits fuck each other and blood comes out, one needs to screams this outloud
OH BLOODY HELL MATE, MY ASSHOLE IS BLEEDING!
23👍 15👎
1. oh, shit
2. oops (sarcastically)
"Hey! you just made me drop all of my books!"
"uh-oh spaghetti-o's! *runs away laughing*"
59👍 45👎
When the parents begin fighting and yelling n shit and eventually they get so outrageously mad that the dad starts brutally hammering their coffee table out of pure rage. This phrase is how the child in the family would commonly respond after seeing the destroyed table.
Wife: I'VE HAD ENOUGH OF YOUR NEGLECT!
Husband: SHUT UP OKAY, JUST SHUT THE FUCK UP!
Wife: YOU KNOW WHAT YOUR PROBLEM IS??? YOU DON'T EVEN CARE ABOUT THIS FAMILY!!!!!!! ALL YOU DO ALL DAY IS SIT AROUND ON YOUR LAZY ASS—
Husband: MOTHERFUCKER!!!!!!!! *inflicts multiple frenzied blows against the fragile coffee table*
Wife: *inaudibly cries in the bedroom*
5 minutes of silence later
7 y/o son: *comes out of the room* oh no... our table... it's broken!
10👍 6👎
Something that you say to your friends because you need something to do with your life. Also because there is a rat in your house.
Friend: He~
Me: OH SHIT ITS A RAT!!!
when you become a Human Shit Cannon but the shit is an Uh oh Stinky so you end up bombing your entire neighborhood on impact
No one would be alive to tell anyone they became an uh oh stinky cannon, because they would die the second the impact happened