What's Your Beef?

Beef= Problem

girl puts brick through mans car window

Man says to women: Wooah, what's your beef?

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That's what Hitler said!

The best joke ever. Soon to replace the terrible "that's what SHE said" jokes. Anything mildly anti-Semitic, involving cooking, showers, or gas breeds necessity for this comment.

"You stink, man. Go take a shower!"
'That's what Hitler said!'

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That's What BP Said

A variant of "that's what she said." Instead of referring to sexual connotations, it is used to refer to spending a lot of money, making a mess, or fucking up very badly. Arose after the 2010 BP oil leak in the Gulf of Mexico.

X: Oh man, I really screwed the pooch on that one.
Y: That's what BP said!

X: It's going to take me all day to clean this mess up.
Y: That's what BP said!

X: I'm paying tonight. The sky is the limit.
Y: That's what BP said!

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what's poppin' fresh?

This is a greeting meant to say what's up, what's crackin', or another such colloquial greeting. The reason it is popular is because Poppin' Fresh is the Pillsbury Doughboy's former name (the name was changed to update little Freshy's character and bring him into modern times). The phrase is not questioning what Poppin' Fresh is, rather it is using poppin' in it's slang meaning, and it is using fresh as a noun, not an adjective. Fresh refers to the person being addressed by the question.

Bob: Yo
Joe: Yo, what's poppin' fresh?
Bob: Not much kid, what's crackalackin'

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who's in the what now?

General, all-purpose response for those occasions where somebody says some thing so far over your head, you haven't even got the foggiest of ideas about what they are saying.

Prosecutor: On the night of July 17, 2009, you, with malice of forethought, did enter said premises with the intention of pilfering a number of controlled substances for the purpose of distributing in a manner that would have been in direct contravention to the articles of law here in the province of Quebec, did you not?

Andy: Who's in the what now?

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Whats two shoes?

1: What's up, what's new, what's going on, how've you been, etc.
2: Used to get an update or the details of a situation.

Derived from "what's good?" Evolving from "what's goody?" to "what's goody two shoes?" to simply "what's two shoes?"

1:Yo man, whats two shoes?
2:Notin, chillin...

1: So what's two shoes with that party tonight?
2: It's at my man Dilwad's crib, we're headed over there around 11

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What's the sitch bitch?

1. Friends say this to eachother when they are wondering if they have any new news to share.

2. Another, funnier, way of saying "what's up?", or " what's new?".

3. what to say to someone if you can't think of anything else fast enough.

"Hey gurl?"
"Oh hey. So what's the sitch bitch?"
"Nothing much.."

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