Cum Shot Vulnerability Period

That 30 second period where there is no possibility that you could act fast enough so that a roommate opening the door would not catch you in the act of masturbation, even if said door was locked.

He walked in right at the end of my cum shot vulnerability period and i barely had enough time to pull my pants up.

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Houdini Vodka Shots

When your about to cum, you pull out and release your victory squirt into the shot glasses filled with vodka. Then she turns around and downs them quickly.

Jack: "Did you girlfriend do the Houdini Vodka Shots last night."
Richard: "Yeah, man she got totally fucked up for round 2."

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Shot from Hell

A shot consisting of half vodka and half Tabasco.

Could also be half tequila or clear rum and Tabasco.

Also referred to as a backpacker shot.

Mississippi friend: well bud, its your 21st birthday! How about a shot from hell?

Birthday kid: whats that?

Mississippi friend: oh, you'll see.

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Nice Shot, LeBron

failing to perform under pressure when you are heavily favored and stacked with talent.

Great, Mark Cuban's got a ring now...nice shot, LeBron.

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Vodka Trick Shot

A vodka trick shot is when a scantily dressed and decenlty drunken girl climbs up onto the pool table to make a long shot, then side swipes the cue ball into the corner pocket, competely avoiding any other target on the table and still manages to leave all her male companions whole-heartedly impressed.

*cue ball is sunk*
Drunken Girl: **woops,...i..think......I...mesthed...that..up.....heheheHEHEHhehehHEHEHHEHHheehehHEHEHehehehehehheh!!!!!!!@

Guy: Wow, how'd you get your boobies to manover the cue like that?
Immune friend: *sighs* Quite the Vodka Trick Shot!

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Cold Blooded Shot

The Cold Blooded Shot should only be consumed by birthday folk. It consists of the following:

Equal parts of Gin, Tequila, Bacardi 151, scotch and jager. Add a splash of Tabasco sauce and a dash of ground black pepper.

Enjoy!

I can't believe he didn't puke after that Cold Blooded shot.

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Roger needs a shot

General strip club term used for any male who in lieu of actually ponying up the $1 for a table dance, needs liquid encouragement (aka a shot) to finally make his way to the main stage. Aks me a question.......

Damn, son, Roger ain't be spendin his shit....that broke ass nigga..Roger needs a shot!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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