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Continuous sexual activity of any nature that is performed over the course of several hours. Even several days. To be a marathon, only short breaks in sex play activity like short sleep breaks, a power nap, a food break, bathroom break or fluid wipe ups are permitted. Sexual marathons often result in extremely sore genetalia.
Roger's wife had a hella sore snatch after an all night sex marathon.
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A competition in which two couples (or more) couples engage in noisy intercourse. The loudest couple wins. Sex wars may begin by prearranged agreement, or on an impromptu basis if, for example, the couple next door is keeping you up.
Thin walled dorm rooms often result in sex wars.
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When money isn't an appropriate payment, Sex or cookies can be offered, and if the favor is large enough, then sex followed by cookies can be offered.
Samantha, i can't accept money for fixing your iPod
"How about sex cookies?"
That can work
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When one cop car parks next to another, so both drivers side windows are facing each other and the cops talk to each other. Usually seen in parking lots, and is almost related to when, 2 dogs both sniff the others ass at the same time.
Look good friend Mathew, do you see those cops there, its called Cop Sex! DIRTY!
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Not to be confused with rape or shark attack. Sex attack is when two people are getting themselves equipped and prepared for sex - when all of a sudden one of them cannot control their urges and ferociously springs him/herself onto you. You then eventually decide to give in ;)
Angharad: So, Rose what happened with you and Tom last night then?
Rose: We were sitting on my couch and then he sex attacked me!
Angharad: (gasp) Did he rape you?
Rose: NO! bu he just got me when I least expected it
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raging sex; two people having sex while being extremely pissed off.
I had angry sex last night and I think it left scars
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Something you never will have since you're reading this. I mean you spend too much time on the internet
I tried to have sex with my sister.. no?
I tried to have sex with my wife but she was not in the mood
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