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A party in which a predetermined lady with an absurdly low body temperature needs to be warmed. It is the goal, and obligation, of each and every party member to warm said lady in any way possible (i.e flame torch, boiler, or snuggie). Those who warm the lady most effectively as determined by said lady win a prize determined by the party host.
"Dude that cold-lady party was effin awesome."
"I know! Chad warmed her up in, like, 3.5 minutes!"
Agreeing with someone just to be nice when you don’t really mean it.
As in you meet an old lady on the beach and she asks if she helped hold the door while you carry in pizza boxes and you agree even though you haven’t had pizza in a month.
Are you Old Lady Pizza Boxing me?
When something literally has the smell or taste of an old lady's cupboards. It is not an euphemism.
-An old lady once gave me a KitKat chocolate brar that she had in her cupboard for 5 years, and it literally tasted like old lady's cupboards.
-Is old lady's cupboards some kind of euphemism?
(laughter and hilarity all around)
-No, it is not.
motivating and praying with your mother, grandmother, and wifey, at the beginning of each day before anyone else.
The First Ladies First messaging was started by the nation’s most historical figure Jordan Thomas Cooper.
Drag Race TV5 first runner-up and one of MPG DELUXE's most talked-about, problematic popsters (main popgirls stanposting).
Her Ariana Grande make-up transition, like her nose contour, became meme material and made her more famous.
Among all the kweens, she's the most problematic and stupid of them all. Instead of exploiting the situation by promoting herself and using it for popularity like Kween Gaia, Leng-Leng, Doja Kakai, and Yasmine. She takes the satire posting seriously and remains the most pressed popstar.
Lady Gagita has dethroned Deigo Abonto as this week's MPG DELUXE HOT TOPIC.
CANCELLED LADY GAGITA
MPG DELUXE JAIL ERA MGA BIOT
Term first used on television in ‘Tool Academy’
Where by someone is caught with their hand in a girl who they shouldn’t be touching.
To use it in a sentence ‘Ben was caught with his fingers in the lady till’ he’s so busted
When your lady gets a little crusty, aka cool ranch crotch
Went down on my girlfriend but wish I hadn't. She had lady Doritos.