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An intensive battle between 2 or more participants.
in which after being back to back for three seconds each "Ninja" must leap out and spin to face there opponent(s).
"Ninja's" must take there turn clockwise, the first "Ninja" to have his/her turn is the one whom is last to land after leaping.
the first turn can be any footwork or hand movment the "Ninja" wishes but it must be swift and in one direction.
the turn is then passed clockwise to the next "Ninja" and they must make there move.
when targeted or threatend by an oponetnt "Ninja's" move the other ninja can doge, it must be as swift as an attack.
falling over in a battle of "Ninja" is the same as having your hand hit by your opponent, instant dissmisal.
a "Ninja" can crouch or lay flat in order of strateigical placment, but it must be a movment and not out of turn.
The two grand Ninjas JFlux and Jlatham endured a seven hour Ninja battle in order to conclude there disspute on the ussfulness of mystical space typhoon.
In total agreement with the darkness; the part of your mind that develops wicked thought.
Guy: We should go climb up on top of a roof top to get freaky.
Girl: For realz my ninja!
A cover agent in feudal Britain. Trained in archery, shooting, swimming, canoeing and swinging through trees like apes whilst staying at Center Parcs.
The Holiday Ninja waged war on Center Parcs, forcing them to reverse their decision to close for Her Majesty The Queen's funeral.
A variation of the common childhood game “rock, paper, scissors”. Ninja kills bear, bear kills runner, runner runs past ninja. Therefore, ninja wins over bear, bear wins over runner, runner wins over ninja.
While playing pool, the break was determined by ninja bear runner.
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Just a sick goat with mad ninja skills.
Guy 1, "fuck man what happened to your face"
Guy 2, "I tried to finger my Goat last night, only to find out it had mad ninja skills pretty sure it's a goat ninja".
Guy 1,................"I have so many questions"
When you have sex in a public place with no one finding out, usually male on female or for a double cunt ninja female on female
Man I was such a cunt ninja with my brother's wife ... Yeah it was at Thanksgiving
somone who cuts/slits their wrist
josh: did you know *insert* cuts themselves?
you: yeah they r such a arm ninja