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In the act of 69-ing (a sex position) the partner on top, lifts their ass and shits on the partner below.
You made front hole so happy, back hole gives you squishy cookie.
a definitive time for the word vagina
I liked her in the squishy cookie.
When a clown defecates onto the chest of a 'victim'.
Yesterday at the county fair, i totally got a carnival cookie
where a guy shoves his dick in a snowmans ass, mostly putting a fleshlight and then ejaculating so its not obvious. or when a guy shoots his load all over a woman and eats her "cookie" then licks the "frosting" off.
did you see that guy across the street yesterday?
he really needs to get laid
dude i did a snowman cookie on her, she enjoyed it so much!
When a girl or guy idolize the Kardashian’s so much that the end up looking like a cookie cutter version of them. There are millions of them out there. With fake lips, Butts and boobs. There make up is way over done, nothing about them is original or natural.
That girl is a cookie cutter kardashian, she’s copied everything they do. She looks like a clone aka cookie cutter version of the Kardashian’s.
Every essences and existing being of Ryan
An exciting yellow cookie
The terrible realization that the chocolate chips in your cookie are, in fact raisins. Yet, you continue to consume the cookie simply because it's a cookie, even though its not the cookie you want.
An overwhelming disappointment when you realize you've set high expectations based on the appearance of an item.
Beth: Hey are you still dating Landon??
Mica: Yeah, but he's a total Cookie Paradox. His dick is tiny.
Beth: Oh but he's so attractive and funny, what are you gonna do?
Mica: Well, I'm obviously going to fool around with him until I find something better.