White Page of Death

A page inside a browser that has a predominantly white background and an error message usually in the center.

These are very common on social networking sites, especially involving browser-based games such as those created by Zynga.

The purpose of a White Page of Death is usually to indicate a failure of communication among the client input (you), the main site's server, and the game site's server.

Or, in the case of a social site's own server failure, to inform you that the server is broken and can't find your information.

1. Typical White Page of Death in Facebook: "There are still a few kinks that Facebook and the makers of Pirates: Rule the Caribbean! are trying to mend out..."

2. Typical MySpace White Page of Death:
"Oops! An error has occurred. Please forward this to the MySpace tech team."

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Near death experience

A vibe check from god. People call it almost dying but I call it a vibe check from god. :) your welcome.

You call it a near death experience, I call it a vibe check from god!

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white ribbon of death

In skiing or riding: a super sick and steep spine line.

Dude, I was totally stoked shredding that white ribbon of death. It was the burly gnar gnar

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acute death valley

1-referring to female- sexual arousal is incapable no matter what or how much one does to attempt it

2- being sexually turned off, particularly in females

"so what happened with *insert name here* last night?

"i have NO idea! we we're trying to..you know, but i just couldn't get there! i must of had some acute death valley

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Dream Death Day

The official dream death day is June 9th, signifying the day dream gets cancelled on twitter for dogpilling and making a half ass apology on a private account.

"Happy Dream Death day!"

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The Bl-jack Death

an incurable illness brought on by too much exposure to the dark side of the internet, symptoms include trauma, uncontrollable flashbacks, nausea, insomnia, paranoia and psychosis.

"man everytime i sleep i keep seeing images of that dead guys dick with a nail through it, i think iv got the bl-jack death"

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Death By Washing Machine

Noun. (deth bai wawsh-ing muh-sheen)
Using a washing machine in any way to kill yourself, another person, another thing, or to, in some way, trigger an awesomepocalypse. (see awesomepocalypse in synonyms)

Person 1: Dude, I just dismantled a washing machine and made it into an arm cannon that shoots laser beams.

Person 2: Woah, talk about Death By Washing Machine.

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