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September 23rd is national dm day which means you'll get to slide in the dm of that person you've always wanted to talk with
National dm day: "i have a crush on you"
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Usually on November 1st and its usually celebrated with a bum and their best friend. The best thing to do on this day is to eat food and get fat and sleep off all the fat with the bum. When this day happens you can always be assured that there's always a bum right next to you.
Hey, did you know today is national bum day?
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Occurs on 8/26 of every year to celebrate the date of the famous McChicken Video
Lets go fuck some McChickens for National McChicken Day
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The JaJu's are A group of intelligent sons AND daughters put together to start a revolution. On Monday they unite and wear white shirts and black pants. JaJu's UNITE
Kid 1: Who is that group of kids all wearing black and white?
Kid 2: They are the JaJu's. They wear it every Monday for National JaJu day.
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The day the Kevin’s are born. Kevin is a chill person to hang out with but sits a lot in the bathroom
National kevin day: Kevin birthday is may 12
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October 15th is national cheating day! Cheat on whatever or even whomever you want to! It’s ok!
Hey, i really wanna eat this burger but i’m on my diet
dude it’s october 15th, it’s national cheating day!
Bro i really wanna make out with this girl but my gf would get mad
Dude don’t worry! it’s national cheat day!
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