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Some one who is pretentious (though at the same time) being a dick. Normally used towards bald, miserable, middle age men.
Yep.. You got it right, that John V is being a pretentious dick once again. When will he shut the fuck up and do some work for once the useless cunt.
A guy receives a spaghetti dick after having sex with a girl on her period. After cumming, his now flaccid dick resembles a noodle and the girl's period blood resembles the spaghetti sauce.
Amy: "Baby, I want to have sex."
Brad: "Aren't you on your period?"
Amy: "Yeah so? We can still have sex on my period."
Brad: "Eww no I don't want a spaghetti dick."
When a female firmly grasps a dick and sucks the tip, like a gay guy smoking a stogey. Back and forth, back and forth. When the dick starts to jizz she sucks it like she’s smoking the stogey.
Are you gonna go smoke dick? No, I’m not a dick smoker like conlon.
The bizarre act seen in many porn films whereby a distinguished gentleman or gracious lady with strap-on, grips the base of the phallus and lightly taps it upon the meaty buttock-flesh of a partner presenting themselves by resting on the knees and hands (or elbows (...or face)). The most likely explanation for this phenomenon was offered by Professor Archibald Knobblyknackers of Christ College, Oxford, who theorised that the action was originally designed to test the hollowness of the awaiting bung-hole after the disastrous attempt by a disoriented Ron Jeremy to sodomise a helpless-yet-impenetrable Venus De Milo prop, which resulted in an imploded bellend and the brief resurrection of Michelangelo Batio for vengeance, who was given licence to murder twelve pigeons after a hazardous filing error and accidental double-lifing on account of the fact he wasn’t dead in the first place. Thus, dick tamping was subsequently invented as a safety precaution to ensure adequate space for a ram-passage, or to check for cockroaches or something.
‘Always precede any acts of quadrapedal intercourse with thorough dick tamping. If you are not sure whether it is safe to proceed, do not risk entry under any circumstances and contact your appointed fire official, where the offending buttocks will be taken away to be incinerated’ – the Porn Safety Handbook
When the sex is so good, the woman lays motionless for a long period of time to recuperate. This is often followed by snacks and pillow talk.
Jessica, last night Jim and I had such good sex I was in a dick coma for 24 minutes!
A thick, large and round garlic infused pork sausage often found in Polish convenience stores around London.
This cost effective meat when combined with a best-buy loaf of bread can provide the purchaser with sustenance whilst maintaining a healthy allowance to buy Cannabis and Cider.
'Ere mate seen the size of that Garlic dick over there?!'
'Wow that's a biggun! That's me sorted for the next week!'
when a group of men are in a locker room, or otherwise largely congregated area, and decide to pass time by participating in a game of baseball, using their dicks as the bat.
Well boys, we got anything better to do?
Nah, dick baseball it is.