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John R.

An obsessive elderly man who, while seemingly friendly at first, will become obsessive and clingy once you become friends. Will call you daily multiple times until you answer the phone, and will make excuses to come to your house, such as claiming he forgot something or left something or claiming he wants to give you something. Will then not take a hint and overstay his welcome. If he can't mangle his way into your house, he will stop by uninvited, and knowing you won't want to be disrespectful and tell him to leave, will further overstay his welcome. If you do not pick up the phone, he will come to your house, thus forcing you to answer the phone. Will drive by your house numerous times in a stalking nature. Will insist on going everywhere with you, no matter the place, and will refuse to wash his hands after he uses the restroom. Don't get yourself a JR. (John R.)

Elizabeth: I just met this guy that's super friendly and is willing to help me with literally anything I need. He's great!
Cassandra: That's amazing, I'm glad you found a guy that's nice to you. Tell me more about him, what's his name?
Elizabeth: Thanks, his name is John.

Cassandra: John, John R.?
Elizabeth: Yes!
Cassandra: You've got yourself a John R. Have fun getting rid of him.
Elizabeth: What do you mean by that?
Cassandra: You'll see, just wait for the nonstop calling and obsessive, clingy behavior.

by imtellingnothingbutthetruth February 13, 2023


Ava R

Ava R is the most amazing person you will ever meet. she always knows what to do in any situation and is a very intelligent and amazing person.

Person 1: "Who's that?"
person 2: "Oh well that's Ava R of course"

by baguette the big one October 11, 2021


R U OK?

What Terry says before you suffer

Terry Bogard: R U OK? BUSTA WOLF!!!

by Mynt1235 June 25, 2020


R U OK?

When your mate/family member has seriously injured themselves or is in a lot of pain and is obviously not ok, but you ask anyway wasting precious time that could save a life. Well done.

'Jeffery Falls off Cliff'
Tim "Jeffery R U OK?
".........." said Jeffery

Jeffery died 2 seconds after.

by Millao August 14, 2021


R/drugs

A Discord server filled with degenerate addicts. The common denominator of all server participants is an interest in drug use and mental illness. Retardation is seldom punished. Beware. Don't tread in /r/drugs. Heed this advice. Degeneracy attracts itself.

R/drugs is just a Discord server. Don't take it too seriously.

by superuserdo December 10, 2022


R/drugs

A Discord server filled with degenerate addicts. The common denominator of all server participants is an interest in drug use and mental illness. Retardation is seldom punished. Beware. Don't tread in /r/drugs. Heed this advice. Degeneracy attracts itself.

R/drugs is just a Discord server. It's not that deep, homie.

by superuserdo December 10, 2022


Stuart I R Jones

A chill but badass guy. successful and confident and kind but takes no disrespect from anyone. Sexy beachbum and a bit of a rum snob.

Stuart I R Jones is a cheeky monkey. Everyone knows this!

by Caddyhooligan November 23, 2021