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The attorney said that Texas' murder statute calls for 99 years in prison, but not assault.
The attorney said that Texas' murder statute calls for 99 years in prison, but not assault.
The act of having sexual relations with a woman so hard, her breasts implode. You then cover her in her own organs which begin to seep from the boob-wreckage and form a neat tuxedo-like blood-stain on her worthless body. You then proceed to run a train on a cow, with your woman in position B. (You>Girl>Cow)
The Texas Tuxedo is a doozy! Just ask your mother...
The funeral is in five days.
Something or someone that is unexpectedly immobile or useless, particularly in relation to fear or laziness.
I thought he might help me with the groceries, but he just stood there like a Texas Cop.
Somerville Texas has awful roads, Their cracked and pieces of the roads are everywhere so you have to watch where you step. The school district is pretty bad too. The area is ghetto and they conjoin the tests into a few days so we’re mentally exhausted and have no chance of doing well on them. It’s not that bad though, If you make the most of it lmao.
The Somerville texas school district is fucked!!
When you pee red, usually from a urinary infection.
I just did a Texas pee should I go to the doctor?
Dallas is a scrawny little white boy with a crazy amount of drugs hidden in its ass
did you hear? Dallas, texas (the person not the murder) is going to jail again
When you fuck a group of cows qith ur homie, then jizz on the farm owner
I love some good old Texas Wild Cattle