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A conversational endpoint that you use when some little whiny worm is complaining to you and you are sick of it. Will often belittle complainer and give complain-ee a defining sense of satisfaction.
Whining little worm: Ughhhh, I got dirty snow on my Uggs, and my cell phone is broken, and things are really hard at home with my parents and ugh I'm just so stressed!
Me: . . . if only bananas were longer. . .
Whining Little Worm: *Silence*
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When you are playing donkey kong and you only have one life, you resort to getting every banana possible.
Shit were gonna have to start the no banana left behind program.
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A pair of outlandish yellow pants, usually worn by pimps or people f that nature. The pants themselves are occasionally smooth but they are generally made of a shag carpet like material. They are commonly mistaken for Hammer pants because of the similar cut.
Damn, that gangsta has some fiiiine fuzzy banana pants.
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Made famous in the television show. Dr who first uttered by the tenth doctor to Rose Tyler his companion During a party at Madame de Pompadour castle in 18th century France.
in life you may have something that you do not have any use for at the moment but you might one day and that you should never forget to be spontaneous and fun
Amanda and Jennifer remembered to always bring a banana to a party not knowing what to expect but fun itself and que cera cera
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Also known as Banana Republic. A store with gay employees and way overpriced clothes. In other words, a store where you can buy a $65 short sleeve button up while having a gay guy with a high ass voice asking if he can "help you with anything". Entering the store could even leave you at risk of becoming gay yourself.
Banana Boat Republic should be avoided at all costs
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Sexual stunt in which a man lifts his scrotum in a swift, almost tossing-type motion, while simultaneously slapping his taint extremely hard. This is to be done in a practiced manner to the extent that the man can perform the act at the exact instant he begins cumming, causing his ejaculatory fluid to launch higher than ever deemed possible as a result of the taint slap.
"I have to clean the ceiling because Gerald pulled the ol' banana hammer puddin' rocket again last night."
"Paulie misfired practicing the banana hammer puddin' rocket and came in my eye!"
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(adj.) Simile phrase that refers to one being in a habitat or position one is not used to. Visual similarities appear on the surface but one does not belong with the other.
Nancy: Crickey doesn't David look just like your brother Mitchell in that football kit?
Drew: Yeah but he plays like a hocky player on the dance floor, hes like a banana in a pickle jar
What's worse than a banana in a pickle jar? A hedgehog in a condom factory.