Monkey fucker

A person who is employed by a zoo or research facility to pleasure various primates so sexual tension does not build up to a problematic level.

Fifi is getting horny, she keeps putting bananas inside herself. Page the monkey fucker before the zoo opens.

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spank the monkey

Spank the Monkey is the greatest internet game ever!

Lets play spank the monkey!

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The New Monkey

A very bad club, in the shithole that is Sunderland.
A regular chav hangout, buy their tapes from the market for £3.
It should be shut down due to its obvious amounts of drug use and incredibly crap music.

person 1: Do you want to go to the new monkey?

person 2: fuck no, its in sunderland

person 1: oh no, not that shit hole.

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bench monkey

someone who's only pourpose for having a fast computer is to sit around and say "HOLY SHIT I CAN GET 250000 in 3dmark 200x" It makes me sad

alex lawson is a bench monkey

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shex monkey

a. a random outburst that one may scream if angered, aroused, or in extreme pain

b. a monkey that beyond adorable

-founded by Natalie B.

a. guy kicks friend in the balls -- "SHEX MONKEY!"

b. people visting the congo -- "Aw, look at that little shex monkey!!!"

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Monkey Prison

1.The state you arrive at after munching too many disco biscuits and snorting too much nose dance and cant get to sleep.

2.A prison in mozambique

1.After a relentless night of getting fucked, Ian found himself in monkey prison.

2."Darnell's in monkey prison for killing goats with a saucy hotdog".

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monkeys tail

The aftermath left after sitting too far back on a toilet seat whilst waving a brown friend off to sea

"Oh my god, i'm gonna be sick, theres a monkeys tail on that seat!"

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