Magical shoes. Similar to the brown sandals Jesus wore except.. They are PLATFORM. They can make anyone sexy. Even You. (Except for Bishnas) (They are evil creatures).
Lucinda: OMG, did you hear about the new Jesus Platform sandals?
Eugene: Yes. I bought them. Now Im a sexy boy.
Lucinda: Yes, yes you are ;) Did you see bishna bought them?
Eugene: Yes.. Shes still a bishna though.
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What I say when something so incredibly stupid that the world stops happens.
Jesus fuck Christ, did you see that motherfucker cut me off?
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Jesus of the Christ is a man who was Jesus but also a split between Christ and the two combined equal a massive orgie which is a godly magical creation - God would agree to... This is a theory within science and many soldiers of HEAVEN agree. That is the definition of Jesus of the Christ.
Jesus of the Christ capped FDR.
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A website that chronicles the life and adventures of Pee Wee and Jesus
Pee Wee and Jesus are best friends for life!
pee-weeandjesus.com
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this is what children say after a good humping by Jesus
jesus loves me so much
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Exclamation. When something goes wrong... either a limp dick during sex or experiencing extreme physical pain. A curse used in the most extreme cases.
(after gettting shot in the balls) or (stubbed in the toe) or (after making a surprise discovery)
Bob: "JESUS TITTY FUCKER!!!!!! my balls"
or
Mitch: "JESUS TITTY FUCKER! move this fucking furniture Jessica!"
Or
Butch: " JESUS TITTY FUCKER!!! That whore gave me AIDS! I thought it was weird she had a dick..."
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basicly a goofy way of saying holy shit
"JESUS CHRIST BANANAS dun scare meh like dat!!!"
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