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Dendron college

The most well known secondary school in the Netherlands. Not because of the good exam pass percentage, but because of the hot women, alcohol, tobacco and drugs. Almost every student from the 3rd year and beyond has at one time or another drunk alcohol, smoked tobacco and/or used drugs under the age of 18. Every weekend there are parties among the students throughout the municipality, where alcohol consumption is common, despite the brain damage, the students perform well above average. In Dutch we say: "Het zijn gewoon n stelletje Levensgenieters"

Is that guy in Dendron college?
He must be the smartest drug dealer I've ever seen.

by Dendroncollegehorst November 23, 2021


Newcastle college

A college that kicks you out without telling you after your therapist says you weren’t safe enough to go outside for a week

A college that badly underfunds everything other than maths, english and science

A college where the childcare teachers are incompetent

A college that hires the teacher that no one wants

I was told by a professional that I’m not safe enough to go outside. Only to be told that it’s all a lie by an uneducated lecturer from Newcastle college and that I’m kicked out

by gayguywithaseverecaseofanxiety May 9, 2021


At Joseph’s catholic college

St Joseph’s is shit.You learn nothing there.Around 99.9% of the girls pretend to like each other but then go talk shit about each other behind there backs.Toilets are proper rank.If you want your mental health to be destroyed then I recommend going here cheers

At Joseph’s catholic college is not good

by IMNOTFUCKING10 July 6, 2021


officer secondary college

holy fuck, holy fuck, this place makes me want to fucking kill myself,

the people at this school suck, the teachers care 10x more about your uniform than school work. the chinese classes suck aswell, you literally do nothing but worksheets and sometimes watch a video. so much fucking transphobia and homophobia, teacher's say they're doing shit but i still get into fights with homophobes. i havent been to a single class without someone saying the f slur or the n-word. instead of trying to help the people who crack(get mad, start a fight) they just give you a detention
mr mkcay is awesome tho also theyrs this cross eyed bitch who has no compassion and also she's cross eyed

"did you go to officer secondary college?" -person 1
"i hate all gay people and anyone who isn't white" -person 2
"so you did?" -person 1
"yes" -person 2

by ball sucker 3000 October 21, 2022


Grange Community College

A college of excellence filled with neeks apart from the 2021 graduating class whom simply pisses excellence

Hey I go to Grange Community College

by Adam72727 August 28, 2019


Glenroy College

A school full of drug dealers, Hot Chicks and Sexy Teachers

P1:

Ayo What school do you go to

P2:
Glenroy College
P1:
Ay Can you hook me up with Sarah in 8C

by UlukaPatha June 14, 2021


Eastleigh College

A place that has no ad-blocking software on their network. Better yet: you cannot install an adblocker extension since extensions are blocked.

I have to deal with seeing online dating and Hentai-related ads because Eastleigh College are too poor to install adblocking on their network or atleast enable extensions

by Jack Spank9049 October 3, 2022