ETHAN NEEDS A JANIYAH THEY ARE A PERFECT MATCH.
Get urself a friend Ethan he is cute and a really cool guy. Everybody likes Ethan, he is a great friend to have
guy:*silent and feels kinda down*
Ethan:Hey bro how are you?
Guy:*feels so much better*
The ekitten snatcher / Walking W
You: Yo wheres my ekitten at dawg?
Your friend: I see Ethan w/ ur ekitten right now!
Ethan , the best person to exist . Will go to any length to bring a smile to anyone’s face . 😇😎😇💞😇❤️ 🔥
Has the juciest Capri suns in the fridge 👍🏻.
You see him walk into a room and burst into aware
“Is that a angel to walk into the room ?”
“ no it’s just Ethan “
What you call a certain type of friend, even and especially if their name isn't Ethan. That really epic super close friend who seems to always have your back, and always have the perfect advice. They are secretly pulling the strings, orchestrating the perfect solution to whatever problem you're dealing with. Will always listen to what you have to say, and will always brighten the situation with a great joke. Everyone needs an Ethan.
Get yourself an Ethan.
Ethan’s a big fat bitch (bfb) who stomps around with his big feet
Boy: are we having an earthquake
Me: no that’s just Ethan coming down the stairs
The type of friend that seems straight but is very gay. Do not get into the same bed as a Ethan.
Hi Ethan how are you. Sup n*****