when you fail at something very hard and you can't do anything about it and you feel like ending it all
Guy #1: yo, you got that coffee we ordered man?
Guy #2: yea its right here *DROPS COFFEE* Oh Darn it
Guy #1: you really split the eggs this time, man
Guy #2 yea I guess I split my eggs
When a man sticks an egg in your fanny then punches you in the stomach then eats it.
Cumberland scotch egg- Come here and eat your fucking egg
When an egg is inserted into a vagina. The stomach is then punched and the egg is then consumed frantically.
Your getting a Cumberland scotch egg hen.
When you crack an egg into a pussy with a yeast infection
Friend:dude i made eggs and toast for her last night
the act of consuming hard boiled eggs, quickly or even whole. this is usually done with two or more people. These people who normally do this who don't have any gag reflexes.
Sasha can do some deep throat action. She can swallow 23 eggs in a hard boiled egg challenge
A liv is someone that’s is very kind and nice however can be irritating when attempting to steal a pencil case or personal object, overall very nice and amazing person that will call you at 6am or 11pm to play minecraft, makes you blush too much tho would recommend for Christmas and definitely worth the cop
Wow thanks mum a shaggy egg liv
When daddy rolls a turd into an egg shape and fills it with his cum, creating a cream-filled egg.
My daddy just fed me a Cadbury egg. I'm so squishy now.