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Ethan is a jewish boy who dislikes fat people and loves exploring other mens bodies. There is much we do not know about ethan but if you see him in the wild run away as fast as possible.
Big Ethan
A type of male that is consider sexy, attractive, gets girls and has a large dick
Damn that guy has a huge dick!
Hes a total Ethan Nguyen
Ethan Steinbach has the biggest slong ever. Also every girl wants him. He usually has a curse called the Steinbach curse were girls feel the need to call him either hot or daddy. But he just wants to wait for marriage. Sucks to be Ethan Steinbach because all the bitches want him. Freshman even make group chats dedicated to this super sexy man.
Ethan Steinbach has a massive Penis.
Ethan Steinbach stole my girl.
When someone sleeps through their alarm but claims “it never went off”.
Bro I can’t believe Sam pulled an Ethan on us this morning.
A god walking amongst mere mortals. of Scandinavian origin his ancestors probably enslaved yours and he is in the family business. His gravitational pull is so large that it attracts all the honeys toward his center. he has a dark past... also unrelated he regrets 9/11. His rapping tunes swoon me into fanciful thinking of what i know can never be between us. His eyes tell me a story his words seem to contradict and all my hopes of being fulfilled in the night hours so depend upon his abnormally long middle toe that i fear if i do not receive its immediate attention i will die grasping on too my Ethan body pillow.
Ethan N: i am going to write you up for gambling since you stayed in the dorm during the fire alarm
guy: 9/11 was not your fault, don't take out your pain on me, i can help you.
Ethan N: you can't help me! I'm too far gone...
guy: no Ethan you're not! there is good in you, you just have to let me see your abnormally long big toe, i mean open up to me.
A funny guy, Haitian funny person who does the best tiktok's and is currently in school.
Bob: Ethan Manuel is the nicest person I ever met man!