Green Jello

A derogatory phrase used when a person does something idiotic, incompetent, unintelligent, foolish and or mindless. It implies that the person is mentally disabled or retarded and therefore this is the food they should eat.

Person 1: Bro why did Randall over there just stuff his head in that pile of feces?!
Person 2: I don't know bro but he needs some green jello.

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Green Media

News or media that uses green screen technology to purposefully alter reality or deceive viewers.

Jimmy do you see what is on FOX!?

Fuck it Zach! That is just some green media bullshit!

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panelbeaters green

The Colour of the traffic lights as they change from yellow to red

Wife:You just went through a red light
Husband: Nah! it was Panelbeaters Green.

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Hayden Greening

A Hayden Greening is a lovely and kind man that is very easy to trust, you can trust him with your life and he will never let you down.
He is very hot and gets plently of ladies, a Hayden Grenning will normally have a 6 pack.
He is very good in bed and is always busy having gangbangs!
He is a honest, kind, lovely man who will always make you smile.
He will normally end up marry someone with the name Charley.
When he has grown a Hayden Greening will be rich and smart with a good job.

Chloe:"quess who I went town with?!"
Charley:"urgh boring, david?"
Chloe:"EW NO. HAYDEN GREENING!!!"
Charley:"OMG IM SO JEL!"

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Green room

A spot in the woods where you can smoke weed in peace.

A play on the common understanding of a green room, this term is most often used when skiing/snowboarding/hiking to discretely indicate wanting to smoke pot.

"Hey, let's get off the slopes and find a green room."

"Let's go to the green room."

"Green room?"

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green yoda

it means weed, cuz weed is green

"Yo did you smoke some of that green yoda last weekend?"
"All day erryday"

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Cynthia Green

Mentally ill sick person who laced her students food with her boyfriends semen. She received 41 years in prison.

First Person: Did you hear about Cynthia Green

Second Person: No

First Person: She got sentenced for food raping her students

Second Person: Wow that’s sick

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