When you have to piss really bad, and you get a boner.
Friend -"Damn Mike, you look really stressed out over there."
Mike- "Dude, I just got hard lemonade and it's raging!"
A random sentence that a douchebag says.
“The lady at shipleys bought our donuts”
“Metro hard as fuck”
When someone murders their own mother after being pushed to the brink.
she had to gyp too hard because her mama was doing too much and now she’s got life in prison. it’s sad really
Also known as Calculus is like cement on your teeth. Sharp objects are used to remove it, WITHOUT anesthesia.
Patient: What do I have in my teeth?
Doc: Afraid to say... it Calculus also know as hard plaque, is very dangerous.
Patient : Can you remove it ?
Doc: Sure!
An alcoholic mixed drink consisting of ginger ale and spiced rum (preferably Captain Morgan).
Man, this rum and cola has been tearing up my stomach. It sounds like you need a Hard Ginger, instead. All the fun of spiced rum with ginger ale to settle your stomach!
yoooo yarg farg ur mum has a hard yard.
A descriptive term relating to a difficult and often sudden end to a relationship
I had really fallen for Mark and thought we were going to get married then he dumped me and I've been devastated since. It was a hard exit for sure.