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I'm Cooked

Defeated, lost, fumbled, burnt out.

I fumbled a 10/10 gyatt. I'm cooked.

We just lost 0-6, I'm cooked.

These 60hr work weeks got me cooked.

by YungOrphanBoi April 1, 2024


I'm Literally A Communist

Another way of saying "I'm a feeble-minded piece of crap". Typically uttered by cringey self-styled wannabe Commies, "Tankie" idiots and autist ANTIFA weaklings whilst they look at their Iphones and sip their soy lattes from Starbucks, taking advantage of the fruits of Capitalism and the free speech (and the Police they despise, usually) which protects them whilst spouting a lot of seditious gibberish and feigned solidarity with the working class, likely out of guilt of being from a wealthy family, notice how few of them work, unlike we of the working class, who are just trying to get by, and actually hate those clowns because we're very patriotic.

Most infamously said by Ash "I'm literally a Communist" Sarkar, a brain-dead aspie who hates this country and thinks we're so bad, yet won't buy a one-way ticket to somewhere like Venezuela, North Korea or Red China and move her sorry carcass there and be amongst her "comrades" over there, even though 98% of Britons would gladly buy the ticket and tell her not to let the door hit her on the arse on the way out. Seriously, Sarkar, from the British working class, FUCK. RIGHT. OFF. we don't want you here.

"I'm Literally a Communist" said mongoloidic Guardianista Ash Sarkar, as she enjoyed the fruits of our Capitalist system, such as computers, wealth, having enough to eat, a "smart" phone, the internet, free speech, holidays, whilst at the same crapping all over we, the British working class, GTFO out of our country, you aren't wanted here!

by Wardie1993 August 16, 2023


I'm not made of money

No, but you've got lots of it in da bank!!

An excellent example of how da saying "I'm not made of money" can be very deceptive (i.e., da speaker is actually "loaded") would be Ethan Couch's infamous "affluenza" defense --- he never claimed dat he or any of his family-members were actually constructed of hundred-dollar bills, but he was still indirectly bragging about how wealthy they were.

by QuacksO June 9, 2020


I'm Finna blow!

Its what i say when i'm doing your mom!

Me: Oh my god I'm finna blow!!!

by Your Dad (Yes really) May 24, 2023


You all are gay i'm normal

When all people in a group chat act like gays.

Created in a group chat from a guy names Nils

"You all are gay I'm normal"

by xxxmeowchanxxx July 25, 2017


I'm stuck in traffic.

a common excuse

Sorry I'm late because I'm stuck in traffic.

by isaac ILS June 16, 2023


I'm Killed

Another way of saying "I'm dead"

Haha I'm killed XD

Dude just told a funny joke, I'm killed.

He thought he ate that, I'm killed.

by IzzyX September 28, 2023