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Jacob Smith

A man that is funnier then Taylor Stanley and gets the most bitches in the world

Jacob smith snagged all the bitches from Taylor.

by Displexified January 25, 2022


Jacob smith

A lil bitch

That jacob Smith is getting on my nerves.

by Byorf February 27, 2019


Jacob Dumb

She gave me head and heroin as sure as the sun would set
She let me cum onto her chin yet there’s one thing that I still regret
She gave me my son of Jacob Dumb this child has been my hell
Nary one with a tongue to wean him from himself

Jacob Dumb you wean from yourself

Jacob Dumb he’d sit with us our pine-board porch each night
mumble out the songs I played he sat between the legs of my wife
Paws on her thighs, tried to pass his age, he sang though his throat was young
A fly laid an egg, my wife shifted her weight, Jacob, don’t live your name Dumb

Jacob Dumb well don’t live your name

Our porch became a teeter totter
when Jacob dropped down he fell far from his father
My wife shift of weight forced Jacob so much closer
Jacob dumb you are my shame, you are my shame, we lost a game

She gives him head and heroin and now he’s truly dumb
Now not even Nestor could bring peace between myself and my son
Jacob fell far from his fathers heart through the distance was not too long
Dumb, take my wife and my black tar vice, but do not take from me,
Child don’t take my songs, don’t take my songs

by Death Menace August 7, 2022


Jacob Richter

Jacob is probably the greatest person I’ve ever met. He’s so funny and he has the most random bursts of energy. He is so talented and loyal and just an all around amazing person. When God was creating Jacob, he added all the most amazing things you could have in a person. You can FaceTime Jacob with a problem as silly as dust and he will talk to you for hours. There is no one like Jacob Richter. He is so honest, and is just all around a beautiful person. It’s hard to know Jacob and not just love him. Like everyone is in love with Jacob. It’s hard not to love Jacob. He really is amazing, and you should never ever take him for granted. He is truly an amazing soul. I think he is the greatest person to simply sit and talk to. He won’t run dry. He is just everything you could ever want in a friend. I love Jacob, and if you knew THE Jacob Richter, you would too. Without a doubt. #slay

If you can’t picture Jacob:

Jacob is a tall brunette boy with beachy looking hair with a middle part. He has glasses, and usually is wearing a grandpa sweater. He always slays the day away. He probably has an AirPod in tbh, and if he eats a French fry he is gonna wipe the salt off on his shoulder like a psychopath, instead of on him thigh like a normal human being.

Wow Jacob Richter? Whata guy.

by Lyrac March 30, 2023


Jacob micheal hogan

A short ass 5'2 racist whom loves show ing you his 3 inch dick, he loves saying the n word and a guy named triston belew

Jake:hey triston wanna see my balls

Triston:NOOOOOOOOOO
Jake:proceeds to pull his pants down
Triston:i hate Jacob micheal hogan he's so gay

by NoVid April 14, 2022


Jacob Burghy

An example of a koi. Not afraid to put you in your place or make a new place for you to be put.

That dude reminds me a Jacob Burghy.

by Cornstarch October 22, 2018


Jacob clit

An action of when you take Jacobs daughter and hit her clit with your peen

I just Jacob clitted her last night

by Jacob clit June 9, 2019