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legs under the table

An ancient italian phrase developed to confuse chinese adversaries in gastronomic battle, particularly when said by men to women.

CF: Lunch?

IM: What time were you guys thinking? Legs under the table?
CF: Huh?

by a18n October 10, 2020


sasquatch legs

When a guy hasn’t shaved his legs in so long, that they have become very furry.

Girl: Oh my, have you seen Michael’s sasquatch legs?

by BluntWhiskers August 9, 2018


Leg jails

Pants

Mom, why do I have to wear these leg jails?

by October 8, 2022


Leg jails

Pants

Mom, why do I have to wear these leg jails!

by October 8, 2022


leg game

bj’s leg is 6 feet under

let’s play a leg game

by daddyblowie May 17, 2022


Healthy legs

A group (of usually 5 or 6 girls and boys below the age of 25) of fun, healthy people who are all very close, and enjoy kicking up a fuss and creating banter wherever they go, a little squad with lots of inside jokes and phrases.

(in conversation)
Person 1: "hey look over there, some healthy legs!"
Person 2: "wow! They're so cool!"

by AshleeYJOHNNNO471_twitter July 18, 2016


Booty Clench Turkey Legs

A sudden clench in a turkeys buttocks down to it's legs. Often used as a joke for memes.

Why was the math book so sad?
Person: I don't know, why?
Booty Clench Turkey Legs
Person: What?

by Taida.uwu March 16, 2020