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A sexual act where the person sticks his/her leg into his/her anus whilst continually spinning it around.
That Mississippi Leg Warmer felt great! I love when you move your toes inside me.
A sudden clench in a turkeys buttocks down to it's legs. Often used as a joke for memes.
Why was the math book so sad?
Person: I don't know, why?
Booty Clench Turkey Legs
Person: What?
A condition in which a cyclist has been riding for so many years that he is just fast... and always will be fast. Said cyclist can fail to ride for months at a time and still beat most others while not even trying.
-Dude that old fat guy just dropped me like a bad habit!
-Yeah Ted's got old man legs, he was a hardcore racer back in the 90's
Slang for the stubble hairs you see in the sink after shaving.
I clogged the damn sink again! There's too many roach legs!
Unshaven legs, specifically when previously shaven but hair starts to grow out
Him: Hey, are you going out like that?
Her: Yea, why not? Can't take to see my stubbly legs!
When your leg become wobbly and you lose coodination after smoking tobacco through a bong.
Page smoked a baccy and expericened baccy legs, falling over onto a beautiful blonde girl (unintentionally). She was not impressed.
When a guy hasn’t shaved his legs in so long, that they have become very furry.
Girl: Oh my, have you seen Michael’s sasquatch legs?