the most kind term for saying F word.
"Okay, what the muffin just happened?"
A muffin is just an ugly cupcake.=
Alli:I ate a muffin. i love muffins
Jake:A muffin is just an ugly cupcake, but we love them anyways!
A person who is acting silly or ridiculous. Made more potent by using the word "absolute" in front.
No you can't open a bottle of tequila on the plane, you absolute muffin!
Grandpa So your brother another one of those muffins
Me Um... yes?
Grandpa Oh I hate those gays.