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The act of having anal while the person receiving the penis in the butt is actively "Taking a dump"
Dude sarah pulled a Buffin Muffin on me
The sexual act consisting of:
1. lip banging
2. preheat her dutch oven to about 150
3. Start doing the pineapple upside down cake.
4. Flip your dick. (You know what it means).
5. Reverse apple pie that hoe all the way to pound-town.
I was going to have some ice cream, but my girl wanted a muffin sundae.
A person who is way too fussy and takes way too long to perform a simple task causing others stress while waiting for said task to be finished.
I had to work with that putz muffin again!
A person who takes too long and is too fussy with insignificant details while performing a task thereby stressing out coworkers or the person waiting for completion of the task.
I had to work with that f'n putz muffin again!
Muffin Top: The disgusting amount of flab which one cannot keep holstered within one's pants. Mainly needs a makeshift brace/belt of some sort. See also: Muffin Man; Weightloss; Disgrace to ones bakery.
Overly tight jeans with no excess room. Flab overflowing from top of pants; Muffin Top
A chick with a name like Jasper usually has a muffin top.
Jasper's friend-Don't point out to Jasper she has a muffin top, she's the wrong one.
Asshole-Or what?
When a girl scrunches her stomach fat together (muffin top) like a taco and jacks you off with it.
“Damn, I got great muffin top last night by this BBW, dude it was so hot”